From the recording The Hats
Lyrics
All of us rockers have another band
The Spiders, Spinal Tap, Sergeant Pepper's and The Jets
Well The Hats are a band from Chicago
Ladies and Gentlemen, may I introduce?
Introduce you to The Hats
The Hats...
The Hats - meet The Hats
Give it over to be cooler than you are
Act out your belief to the bleacher seats and hope more than in the past
Well The Hats have a good feel to borrow
The Hats...
The Hats - give it to The Hats
With the future bright
Feels like Friday night
But Friday's the day after tomorrow
And The Hats are a band from Chicago
Ladies and Gentlemen, how would you like to stay the same age forever?
Hold on to your Hats
The Hats...
The Hats - hold on to your Hats